do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via matt-smiths)
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via ghost-in--the-mirror)
I want love. Or death. That’s it.
Love or death? Get off my case, Mathilda. I’m tired of your games.
There’s this really great game, Léon. Makes people nicer. Starts them thinking.
(Source: quentintarantinos, via thegirlworthsolving)
Coraline (2009)
now take a moment to remember that this is all stop-motion animation
now take another moment to remember this was a movie/animation for kids.
(Source: corpsie, via ghost-in--the-mirror)
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
(via the-banana-paradox)
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
(via lonelyibnerd)
if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in interviews to freak the fandom out
(Source: officialtomkirk, via hiddles-hiddles-hiddles)